IF

If I were a month, I’d be February
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 09:00 PM
If I were a planet, I’d be Mercury
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Fish
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Big Khaki Reclined Armchair
If I were a liquid, I’d be Water
If I were a tree, I’d be an Christmas Tree
If I were a flower, I’d be a White Rose
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Violin
If I were a color, I’d be Purple
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango
If I were a sound, I’d be Jazz
If I were an element, I’d be Soil
If I were a food, I’d be a home-cooked meal
If I were a place, I’d be Italy
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Mint
If I were a scent, I’d be Miss dior, cherie
If I were an animal, I’d be a Fish
If I were an object, I’d be a Old Book
If I were a body part, I’d be Lips
If I were a song, I’d be If It Kills Me- Jason Mraz
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Leopard Printed Platform Shoes